Comfortable and reluctant to move, Leia informed the human of her take on the status quo.

“You’re not taking this package to the post office today,” she said stoically, with a hint of mystery.

The human was amused by her bold but serene proclamation. Was she attempting to use some sort of Jedi mind trick on him? How cute!

“You’re not taking this package to the post office today,” she majestically insisted.

The human couldn’t help but laugh.

“I love this,” he chortled, as he gave her a patronizing pat on the head. “But I really do need to mail this off now”

“No, you idiot,” she bellowed, no longer wishing to suffer this particular fool. “You’re not taking this package to the post office today. It’s Sunday!”