OMG! YOU WONT BELIEVE THE SHOCKING THING DOCTORS DID TO THIS CAT!

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In a procedure that’s being called both “groundbreaking” and “disturbing,” human doctors in Bosnia last month performed a radical Comprehensive Feline Skeletalectomy, creating what is believed to be the world’s first ever boneless cat.

Surgeons at the Sarajevo College of Unnecessary Medicine spent more than twelve hours removing the feline’s framework, bone by bone. Once finished, all that remained was an adorable lump of fur, muscles, organs and attitude. The cat, we’re told, is resting more comfortably than ever before.

“It was a complex and invasive operation,” a bespectacled human physician told a roomful of other inquisitive bipeds. “We had long suspected that, much like our appendix, a cat’s skeletal system is a superfluous entity. Today, we’ve proven that bones are irrelevant to a feline’s existence.”

The surgery, however, was not without its hiccups, and almost didn’t get underway at all.

“We instructed the feline to jump up onto the operating table,” a more attractive, television-friendly human told the assemblage. “The cat, however just stared blankly at us, as if she never even heard us. Only after several minutes of grooming and territory marking did she hop onto the table, meowing and acting as if it was her idea to do so in the first place.”

Maddy, who underwent the procedure, was one of thousands of felines worldwide who applied for the controversial undertaking.

“Without a doubt it was the best decision I ever made,” she told a specially selected crew of other curious human professionals. “Before, I could only rest seventeen, maybe eighteen hours a day. But now there’s nothing stopping me from getting a full twenty-four and doing it all over again the next day.”

This is not the only feline-related medical news that’s turning heads. Neurologists in Thailand are attempting to determine which part of a cat’s brain is responsible for its perceived superiority and pseudoscientists in Nigeria claim a mail-order vial of urine from the African Golden Cat can cure human erectile dysfunction.

Meanwhile, Maddy remains the talk of the medical world.

“I’m the envy of every cat, everywhere,” she boasted while dangling over the edge of a coffee table. “I’d give the doctors a standing ovation, but, well, you know…”